Ash vs Evil Dead
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It looks like evil's back, and Elk Grove is ground zero. Kelly, Pablo, other guy, you up for this?
Sorry Jailbait, my dance card is a little full. I'll have to squeeze you in.
Ashy Slashy, soon there'll be nothing left of you. We'll destroy your seed and your whore daughter too.
Deadite Rachel
Just like old times, hey Pablo? Except for the wife part and no Kelly. Actually it's not like old times at all.
Ash: Who's the boy toy?
Kelly: This is Dalton, he's with the Knights of Sumaria.
Ash: The who with the huh?
Brand spanking new hand, or...brand new 'spanking' hand!
Ruby: I'm not dead you dumb bastard.
Ash: Oh wow, that was weird you were really still for a minute.
Ash: You mind telling me what the Flying Dutchman is going on?
Baal: We're course correcting. Rebuilding the family you tore apart.
Ash: So Ruby, does this mean I don't have to pay back the 20 bucks I owe you?
Ruby: It's 200 bucks...
Woman in crowd: We love you Ash!
Ash: Hey, I love me too!
Henrietta: No one escapes their destiny Ash. Yours is to watch me suck out your soul!
Ash: Make sure you suck both barrels.
Oh here's a question, if we had sex right now would it still be a threesome, cause technically you're both the same person?
