Ash vs Evil Dead
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Yes, I'm upset. Yes, I'm behind the wheel. Yes I'm drunk, and maybe my license isn't the fancy kind from the DMV, but at least I'm drunk!
Don't you worry my little burrito, you're safe in this trunk while we change history and bring you back to life.
Nothing helps does it? Of course you don't answer. Cause you're DEAD!
You're both dirty birds, and I'm gonna hurt you, real, real bad.
Henrietta
We need to get to Ash before Baal scrambles his peanut brain.
Ruby
Sorry Bill, you played right into my hand.
Sorry lacey. Sorry you got caught up in this bullshit. And I'm sorry your father was a self serving son of a bitch. You were a good kid.
Kelly
Ruby: He wants Ash to destroy the Book and kill anyone who tries to stop...
Pablo: But...I AM the Book!
Always bring a gun to a puppet fight!
Kelly
Keeping my end of the deal is boring. It's more fun to change things up at the last minute. Keeps Everyone on their toes!
Baal
Okay, I've seen some seriously disturbing stuff recently but you...are adorable.
Kelly
What the Fraggle Rock is THAT thing?
Kelly
