Jenn: [The baron] is still alive?
Polly: Yeah. Thanks to me, he's got a reason to live.

ADHD, get to the point.

Desna [to Virginia]

Desna: I'm going to handle Choi and everything's going to be fine.
Jenn: I kind of love you.
Desna: No shit.

We getting our 40 acres and a mule because Momma got us a second salon.

Desna

Virginia: You feel asleep here?
Jenn: Not on purpose, you little cartoon eel.

Now I have to keep it up with Des and you know how bad I am at lying. ... All right, I'm great at lying.

Polly [to Virginia]

Dean: Please be nice to my girlfriend. I really like her.
Desna: What makes you think I wouldn't be?
Dean: Years and years of experience.

I may not have finished high school but I know what two plus two is.

Georgia [to Virginia]

Oh, yes. Ebony and ivory.

Judge [to Baron and Polly]

Ann [to Jenn]: Look who you're working for. Desna's the dictionary definition of selfishness.
Uncle Daddy: Maybe the urban dictionary.
Ann and Jenn: Shut up!

This ain't no quid pro ho, Clay Husser. I want to see my children.

Jenn [to Uncle Daddy]

I'm gonna Olivia Pope this bitch.

Desna [to Sheray]

Claws Quotes

Desna: How about next time you wait until I got my Spanx off?
Roller: Nobody's got time for that.

Virginia: Looks like I missed the party.
Jenn: You wouldn't have if you were on time for once in your dirty life.