Let's build a goddamn empire.

Desna [to Jenn]

We won't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

Jenn [to Desna]

Oh, my god! Just cancel Bryce right now!

Jenn

If you step to me with this macho bullshit again, outside the bedroom, I will take your balls and put them in my purse.

Jenn [to Bryce]

Ken: Who's the geezer?
Polly: He's a very old acquaintance.
Ken: You can say that again.

Virginia: You get that package.
Polly: You gonna let him handle you with care?
Desna: You hookers mind your business.

Dean: What if I never find my true calling?
Polly: You will, Dean. Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to find your true calling.

Desna: It is Shrimptown for life.
Jenn: OK. Take it easy now, Angela Davis.

An independent man must be able to adapt in tumultuous times.

Dean [to Desna]

Jenn: Uncle Daddy's gonna trip.
Desna: You got a problem with that?
Jenn: Oh, no. I love to see that man worked up into a lather. After all he's done to me and my family, shit!

Desna: Your poor baby is going to have a batshit crazy mother.
Quiet Ann: At least I can have a kid instead of being a pretend mamma to a grown-ass man and some misfit women.
Desna: At least I got one of them off my tit.

Uncle Daddy: I'm a reasonable man.
Desna: Since when?

Claws Quotes

Desna: How about next time you wait until I got my Spanx off?
Roller: Nobody's got time for that.

Virginia: Looks like I missed the party.
Jenn: You wouldn't have if you were on time for once in your dirty life.