Claws
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Where my precious grandbabies at?
Uncle Daddy
Quiet Ann: The other day I told you I wasn't going to sleep with you. And now you're coming at me with this bullshit.
Cherry: This isn't about your strap-on.
Polly: I hate to pry but I'm a little confused. Why were the girls home alone in the middle of the night, wandering around like hillbilly children of the corn?
Jenn: It's just a little misunderstanding, Polly.
Virginia: That's like a Hallmark card.
Polly: Yeah. I think I'm meant to be a death dealer.
Ken: I said I liked mini-golf. I didn't say I was any good at it.
Selena: I wouldn't want you to beat me anyway.
Uncle Daddy: I think I'm going to get me a taste of that wiener schnitzel.
Quiet Ann: Make sure you floss after.
You don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies.
Desna [to Dean]
I have a lot of unusual talents.
Dean [to Eve]
If you don't let go, you're going to end up holding a steaming bag of shit by yourself.
Jenn [to Desna]
Quiet Ann [to Bryce]: These people are going to kill themselves with our patches. They've already tried it once before.
Uncle Daddy: Don't you read the Huffington Post?
Dean: I like your face.
Eve: Thank you. I like your face too.
And, real talk y'all, this shit is gonna make you richer than Tyler Perry.
Desna
