Samantha: Can I see it?
Eddie: Have you ever handled a gun?
Samantha: No.
Eddie: Then there's your answer.

Doc #1: Is it true what I heard about this guy?
Doc #2: Yeah. Serial killer almost stabbed him to death. Crazy, huh?

Hotch: You look so beautiful.
Haley: You're not so bad yourself.
Hotch: I miss you.
Haley: I know.

Hotch: Jack misses you too.
Haley: Well then you should talk about me more. You should talk more, period. He's not like you. He needs to hear the words.

Morgan: Well we can't cover everything. Texas is huge.
Reid: 268,581 square miles to be exact. Largest state in the contiguous 48 and the 2nd most populous. Don't mess with Texas.

Foyet: I hope I didn't miss anything.
Hotch: What's he doing here?
Haley: It's okay. I invited him.
Foyet: Wowza. She is hot.
Haley: Isn't she?
Foyet: I would tear that up. Hey, I'll bet she's a real tiger in the sack, huh? Popcorn?
Hotch: No!
Foyet: Would you like some?
Haley: Ooh. Yes. Thank you.

Hotch: I want to stay with you.
Haley: I know you're the big boss man but can't always have your way you know. Sometimes you just have to roll with it.
Hotch: I don't know how.
Haley: Happiness is a choice. So choose.
Hotch: But how do I choose?
Haley: Get out of your head. The heart is the one that knows, so follow it.

Life is a dream. Realize it - Mother Theresa.

Hotch

JJ: Every time your name was mentioned today and every time I didn't say "hey yeah, I know him" I'm lying.
Cruz: I know it's not easy. I don't like it either.
JJ: We're surrounded by profilers, Mat. One side glance and they're going to figure it all out.

JJ: I know why we can't tell them. I get that, but we can't have too many of these conversations either.
Cruz: That case could stay open for a couple of years.
JJ: It's already been almost three.

Cruz: If I didn't know better I'd say you have commitment issues.
JJ: Well, good thing you know better.

JJ: Look we really shouldn't meet like this.
Cruz: I know but we have to talk about something. Want to grab breakfast?
JJ: Yeah, okay.