Daniela: I just want to show her how much I appreciate her, you know? There's so much she hasn't experienced.
Cristela: Like joy?

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Cristela: Hello. Are you okay? Is there an emergency?
Trent: Yeah. What channel's ESPN on here?

Daniela: Cris, something's wrong with Ama.
Cristela: You're just figuring that out?

You know my rule. I only go to the doctor when there are three things wrong, that way it's worth it.

Natalia [to Daniela]

I'm just saying, in my village, being a tattletale is how people disappear.

Natalia [to Daniela]

Okay, honey. This might sound weird to you, but sometimes when people say what they want, they really mean it.

Felix [to Daniela]

Whoa! Plenty of men like the way I look. I don't mean to brag, but I really bring it with construction workers.

Cristela [to Daniela]

Hey! No fighting, no stress. Daniela has high blood pressure.

How you going to find a man looking like that?

Daniela [to Cristela]

Fine, I'll exercise. I have a sports bra I've been meaning to use for something.

Cristela [to Daniela]

Cristela: Come on, get up. You're the one that's supposed to be exercising for your presidential fitness test.
Henry: No, I'm not. I'm only here cause Mom wants you to get in shape.

Cristela: You know, you may be the only person between someone's life and death.
Josh: I can only hope. Imagine how good the word hero would look on my resume.

Cristela Quotes

Felix: If you were my wife, I would put poison in your coffee.
Cristela: If you were my husband, I'd drink it.

Cristela says cheerleaders are bimbos.