Cristela Quotes
Cristela: How do you look so good at four in the morning?
Daniela: I have no idea. I don't even try.
Cristela: Well, no doubt who the best looking person in the family is.
Natalia: Ah, Eddie. Handsome Eddie. He has the jawline of a movie star.
Daniela: And the waistline of a movie watcher.
Bright lights? Jesus was born in a manger, not Las Vegas.
Natalia [to Daniela]
I get it. I mean he shows up, I'm in third place. Thank God we don't have a pet.
Cristela [to Daniela]
Who needs Christmas lights, when Eddie's smile lights up the room.
Natalia
Izzie: Well, my favorite part of Christmas is you, Daddy.
Felix: Izzie we're done with the shopping.
Felix: But Trent seemed even happier with your work. You know that's the first time I really understood what it is you're trying to do with your life. I was very proud of you. What's wrong?
Cristela: You complimented me and my body went into shock.
Felix: Oh hey, can you grab us a few sandwiches while you're at it?
Cristela: Uh, you can't tell me what to do, only he can.
Trent: Get us some sandwiches.
Daniela: Okay Mom, I want you to put your hand on the mouse.
Natalia: Is this the Internet? Am I on it?
Cristela: Hey, I thought you were gonna get him some pants?
Felix: I did.
Alberto: I cut em off. What? What you having trouble concentrating?
Trent: So Cristela, this your twin brother?
Cristela: What? No.
Trent: No, really? I mean, you look exactly alike.
I feel like I'm in Law and Order.
Alberto
Hey, I'm gonna marry this girl one day!
Alberto
