I get it. I just wished I had been here for you.

Gregson [to Novacek]

Sherlock: That's one thing I like about people in your profession: punctuality. I've never met a spy who is late.
Olga: Old habits die hard.

I did your job, Tommy, and I did it well. If you want to say anything to me, say thank you.

Dwyer [to Gregson]

Don't stop on my account. I love a good mystery.

Sherlock [to Olga]

I mostly avoided the man [Captain Dwyer]. He didn't care what you and I were doing and I liked that.

Sherlock [to Joan]

I know he wasn't a good guy but he was my guy.

Janice

Sherlock: Who is this Scrooge McDuck?
Joan: Picture your father but as a duck.

I had just gotten out of the shower. No fantasizing, ladies.

Dwyer

Is the entire NSA in Odin's pocket or just you?

Sherlock [to Odin]

I trust your security detail has told me that I passed my colonoscopy.

Sherlock [to Odin]

If that's a mutation you can buy, I'll take a double.

Dwyer [to Marcus]

It's bugs, isn't it?

McNally [to Sherlock]

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.