Family Guy
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I've seen the guy get punched in the face thousands of times, and now he's making science stuff.
Peter
Yes!
Cookie Monster
Vegetable, meat, meat, vegetable, meat.
Stewie
Could you get me some yaww-gurt?
Stewie
If you say it like that one more time, I'm going to drown you.
Brian
Peter's Wife's Cookies.
Peter
That was the right thing to do Peter.
Lois
Brian: Stewie what are you doing?
Stewie: Being awesome.
She just wrote "vagina" on her boobs! That doesn't even make any sense!
Peter
Mr. Giraffe who lets little boys grind on his rump. Or Mr. Octopus who, who let's little boys grind on his rump.
Peter
I was wrong to chose sexiness over my wife.
Peter
What's gonna fill the "Glory" hole?
Peter