Chris: Mom, is dad gonna die?
Lois: Well Brian's the one with the brain tumor.

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Stewie: Because right now, you're about as useless as Black Widow is to the Avengers.
Captain America: So what's your superpower again?
Black Widow: I can kick.
Captain America: Right…so, uh, who else here can kick? Hulk stop being nice.

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I've never even been in a picture before.

Meg

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Lois, please send these back to the factory, I believe they're defective.

Peter

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I'm gonna take a year off, hit the road, and live life to the fullest!

Stewie

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My name's Evan by the way.

Evan

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Stewie: Boy in a truck to young to drive
Choir: Sing what you see!

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I know Meg, that's why I'm going to confuse you by calling it 'Erotica.'

Evan

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Oh yeah, every woman looks great in a sundress.

Brian

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Lois: Is that what you really thoguht?
Peter: I did, I really did.

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Peter: It feels like just yesterday, she was born!
Doctor: You want to cut the cord?
Peter: Yeah, sure!
Doctoer: Okay that wasn't the cord, and now you've got a girl.

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Stewie: Hey Brian, show her your Boost mobil phone.
Brian: Stewie has AIDs.

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