Remember, Peter, never walk anywhere when you can ride something weird instead.

Hammer

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• Added: May 06, 2018

Peter: What happened? All of a sudden I feel I know better than everyone else.
Hammer: That's because anytime anyone walks through a cloud of vape smoke, a millennial is born.

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• Added: May 06, 2018

First, I'd like to not thank you for hiring me, because I just expect good things to happen to me without working for them.

Hammer

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• Added: May 06, 2018

Peter, that's the problem with kids today. They have no attention span.

Quagmire

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• Added: May 06, 2018