And I'm bisexual like all the members of the Coast Guard. Goodnight Coast Guard. I hope you enjoyed the episode.

Peter

Compared to him, we're about as useless as one of the those automated bathroom sinks.

Peter

Compared to the Navy the Coast Guard is totally unprofessional and incompetent.

Quagmire

You've never seen a homeless vet, and people are being really nice to me. They open doors for you.

Peter

Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 Quotes

You've never seen a homeless vet, and people are being really nice to me. They open doors for you.

Peter

Compared to the Navy the Coast Guard is totally unprofessional and incompetent.

Quagmire