Oh I will find one. I mean, you are looking at the guy who found the fountain of youth. It is very far away from here,

Peter

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• Added: November 17, 2014

Hey, its Thanksgiving. Shouldn't you be in Detroit losing a football game right about now.

Brian

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• Added: November 17, 2014

Four years later me and Lois divorced and Stewie died. Gobble gobble.

Peter

• Permalink: Four years later me and Louise divorced and Stewie died. Gobble gobble.
• Added: November 17, 2014

Well the fat man is never going to get back in time, and with him gone that makes you the man of the house.

Stewie

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• Added: November 16, 2014

Hi there folks! Hand over the turkey!

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• Added: November 16, 2014

No, but why are you saying the dogs name before dads.

Chris

• Permalink: No, but why are you saying the dogs name before dads.
• Added: November 16, 2014

Well last night me and Brian got drunk and ate the turkey, but before you get mad we also ate the salad.

Peter

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• Added: November 16, 2014