Family Guy
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How are we going to catch Abu Nasir!?
Larry
Peter: Well, I am off to try and get out of this conversation!
Lois: Peter, what did you do?
Peter: He was slightly inconveniencing me and Joe, so we threatened to destroy his family.
Peter: No, you're not supposed to hit it into the water.
Lois: But you hit it into the water.
Peter: I know I hit it into the water.
Lois: But why do they have water if you're not supposed to hit it there.
Peter: Because it's fun! We're having fun!
Shhh! The green shirt went by again! If it goes around 30 times in 5 minutes, you get to have a diet coke!
Lois
Peter: Alright, lets dope her up good -- get that mouth off her.
Cleveland: No Peter! The problem is you!
The new maid is peeing on me, and she didn't even say anything clever!
Stewie
Whew, I was damn near out of tweed.
Cleveland
I'm an idiot? All anyone remembers from your argument is that you're in a wheelchair!
Quagmire
Quagmire: Is your baby pregnant?
Peter: I dunno, Lois is in charge of the kids.
I feel like once I get them on a schedule, every thing will be fine!
Stewie
Brian: This one's bones feel all loose.
Stewie: I think this one's blind.
Jeez, that word looks a lot harsher when it's in all caps.
Quagmire
