Favorite Girls Quotes
Shoshanna: Have you not seen Rent?
Marnie: Please, I've seen it like 12 times. That's basically why I moved to NY.
My best dyke friend works for a dick doctor and I don't have that shit.
Charlie
You know what I'm gonna do from now on, I'm gonna ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them.
Hannah
I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.
Hannah
I can't take a serious naked picture of myself. That's just not who I am.
Hannah
Would you be dead before you learned to recognize a recently fucked person?
Jessa [to Marnie]
That's a semi hard dick with the squirrel skin wrapped around it.
Charlie
I don't wanna touch it if we haven't kissed.
Shoshanna
Okay I don't wanna split hairs here, but it's not a journal, it's a notebook. It's notes for a book.
Hannah
I think journal implies a 13 year old girl who rides horses, and is obsessed with her mom and it's not what I'm doing.
Hannah
I don't like it when you assfucked my best friend in the heart.
Ray
Marnie: What are you like in love with him?
Ray: More than you are!
