Girls Quotes
Urine is sterile, a lot of people pee on wounds to make them sterile.
Adam
That isn't fun for me, being the uptight girl. I hate it.
Marnie
We've known each other for 6 years, you've known my name for 3.
Marnie [to Jessa]
You are a striking and classic beauty in the vein of Brooke Shields.
Jessa [to Marnie]
I walked into the bathroom the other day and he was sitting there and taking a shit and drinking milk at the same time.
Marnie [about Adam]
It feels like an epic fuckfest with a ghost.
Jessa
When I broke up with my girlfriend from college, so sad, I lost 30 lbs, I couldn't move or talk or get my dick hard, but it also made me go hey who am I and what do I want?
Adam
Adam: Could you fly?
Hannah: No I couldn't fly, but I didn't have ears that big.
I'm not a fucking JAP daycare, absolutely not.
Ray
Hannah: Okay that's Adam
Jessa: He does sort of look like the original man.
All I ever wanted for you was to find satisfaction outside of our relationship.
Marnie [to Charlie]
Last time I got drunk I ate all this brie and threw up on my cell phone.
Hannah
