Sometimes you say shit that sounds made up.

Adam

I'm letting you know that it is okay to act on this fantasy because I am gross and so are you.

Hannah

Marnie: What are you like in love with him?
Ray: More than you are!

I don't like it when you assfucked my best friend in the heart.

Ray

Guys like that will try anything once, even love.

Jessa

Hey Marnie, if you had read the essay and it wasn't about you, do you think would've liked it?

Hannah

I think journal implies a 13 year old girl who rides horses, and is obsessed with her mom and it's not what I'm doing.

Hannah

Okay I don't wanna split hairs here, but it's not a journal, it's a notebook. It's notes for a book.

Hannah

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.

Shoshanna

I don't wanna touch it if we haven't kissed.

Shoshanna

Who cares if she's present. She has a face like Brigitte Bardot and an ass like Rihanna!

Terry's friend [about Jessa]

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.