Girls Quotes
You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there everyday, even on the days you don't feel like it.
Jessa
It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.
Hannah
That's a semi hard dick with the squirrel skin wrapped around it.
Charlie
Would you be dead before you learned to recognize a recently fucked person?
Jessa [to Marnie]
I can't take a serious naked picture of myself. That's just not who I am.
Hannah
You look like a Mexican teenager.
Charlie [to Hannah]
I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.
Hannah
I'm gonna go now, your dad is gay.
Elijah
You know what I'm gonna do from now on, I'm gonna ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them.
Hannah
But I want you to know, that the first time I fuck you, I might scare you a little. Because I'm a man and I know how to do things.
Booth [to Marnie]
In the STD world, I think it's kinda courteous.
Shoshanna
Jessa has HPV, like a couple of different strains of it. She says that all adventurous women do.
Shoshanna
