What is Santa Con?

Zoya

And you heard what he did to my dad on the day that I was born.

Zoya

Davis: I wanted to tell you. I knew this was coming.
Julien: Dad.

You're distracted. Is it someone else? Invite them.

Valeria

Nick: What if I told you next month you'd be waking up in a Greenwich Village brownstone?
Zoya: Dad, I'm still relatively new here, but I know even after COVID we can't afford the village.

Should I leave?

Julien

Julien is not coming here. No, dad.

Zoya

Good morning, followers. In New York, Thanksgiving is more than a day to plan seating charts, triple check that New York Times recipe, and brace for family arguments. Thanksgiving is also the favored holiday of yours truly. It's a time to be grateful for what matters and this year, I'm most grateful for you. For your secrets, your lies, and all the tips you've given me. So try to enjoy the Tryptophan and relax.

Three's too many, don't you think?

Kiki

Julien: I can't believe he hasn't told her.
Zoya: And lied about it. He knew she was coming for weeks.
Julien: You're going to that dinner, right?
Zoya: No, I think I've crashed enough for one day.

Looks like Noble O may not be so noble after all.

Julien: This is a business.
Davis: It hasn't been so far.
Julien: It could be. I just haven't sought out endorsements because I haven't had to worry about money, thanks to you.

Gossip Girl (2021) Quotes

I just got fucking fired.

Teacher

When I was a student, we lived under constant threat. People like Nate [Archibald] were scared straight. It was this thing that started freshman year, called itself Gossip Girl. Kind of like an Orwellian Big Sister that kept tabs on the students it deemed important. If she knew your secrets, and she always did, she told them. She kept us all accountable. People thought it was me, but it was actually one of my classmates, Dan Humphrey. It was ridiculous. I wouldn’t even read it.

Rebecca