Gossip Girl (2021)
Thursdays on MaxGossip Girl (2021) Quotes
Julien: I'm going to be more real, more honest, more vulnerable.
Monet: Vulnerability is the disease for the masses.
Starting here, starting now, I'm going clean, free — effortlessly me.
Julien
Might as well get on board with the new world order.
Luna
Kate: We need a fall guy.
Rebecca: What about a fall gay?
If he's not going to fuck me, I'm going to fuck with him.
Max
Luna: Is this an amber alert?
Woman: Your phone is ringing.
Nick: Don't blame your sister for this.
Zoya: Oh, now she's my sister?
Davis: Of course she is.
Rafa: I don't fuck my students.
Max: I'll top then.
I need to talk to Gossip Girl.
Julien
You need to smite her, smite her now,
Luna
So I was thinking about what we could do this Friday — oh shoot, did I forget to ask you out?
Obie
Hello, followers. Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source for the truth behind the scandalous lies of New York's elite. Been a minute. Did you miss me? I know I've missed you. Though you're probably going to wish I'd stayed away when I'm done. Because I can see you. Not the you you've oh-so-carefully curated. The real you. The one hiding just outside the edge of frame. Well, it's time to reframe that picture. You've gotten away with everything a little too long. Now that I'm back I'm going to feature your finstas, surface those subtweets, and crack your caches. You can't hide from me. Never could.
