Favorite Gossip Girl Quotes
Nate: It's four o'clock. It's smoking jacket hour, man. Why are you still in your robe? Is everything okay?
Chuck: Peachy.
Nate: Oh come on, Chuck. I know you've seen the papers. Blair's dating that prince guy. Can't be easy.
Chuck: Nathaniel. I wish my problems were as simple as Blair's royal fling.
Lily: I'm relieved you're not going to overdose. But you should have come to me with this.
Eric: I just, I didn't want to worry you. I wanted to fix my mistake.
Lily: The only mistake was mine. When I forged Serena's signature.
Serena: Wow. That's the first time you've admitted it was wrong.
Lily: Well it seemed right at the time, but I know it wasn't. And as much as I appreciate you both trying to protect me, I can't allow anyone else to pay for what I did.
Sam: There's this novel going around town with this character based on Serena. Sabrina is a totally shallow self-obsessed party girl. Yes, I finished it.
Serena: Aren't you being a little reductive?
Jane: And ridiculous. Daniel lives on a farm in Ireland, his cow's probably giving birth right now. And everything isn't about Serena.
Russell: Brad, I'm sorry he dragged you into this. Let me buy you a real dinner.
Brad: I think I'll stay. Hear young Mr. Bass out. The only thing I hate more than being lied to, is being cheated.
Russell: You're making a mistake.
"Flighty"? "Irresponsible?" I'm gonna kill him.
Serena
Don't bother lying. Or hanging up. We met this morning when you were Charlie Rhodes.
Diana
Serena: I could lose my job over this.
Blair: I could lose my fiancée.
Serena: What?
Lily: You know you're not so bad at that double-agent thing yourself.
Rufus: Think he bought it?
Rufus: You think I'm a fool? I know what went on between the two of you. And it looks like it's still going.
Lily: Please. This is not the time.
Rufus: You're the one who invited him to Eric's eighteenth birthday party.
Russell: Actually I was just leaving.
Lily: You know, some men know how to behave appropriately at social events. Russell, I'm so sorry. I'll call you later.
Serena: These are purple.
Eric: Ugh. And... planty.
Seems Dan Humphrey is on the fast track from Lonely Boy to Only Boy.
Dan: Tell her that I got all of her texts and her handwritten letters and I will be in touch when I'm ready.
Ben: He says— Do I really have to say that? Shouldn't you just talk to her yourself?
Dan: No no no. Giving her the message myself will defeat the entire purpose of message.
