Nate: What are you going to do?
Chuck: Take an interest in what matters to Dr. Barnes. Shalom.

An evening of friends and kugel is just what we need.

Lily

Maybe your good friend F. Scott Fitzjackass had you nailed in the book. If something doesn't fall right into your lap, Serena, you don't have a clue how to work for it.

Jane

A little bit of danger is what makes life worth living.

Damien

Cyrus: And furthermore it says that if you break any of these rules you face the possibility of losing custody of your child to the royal family.
Blair: What? Wait, that's—
Louis: Outrageous.

Who are you and what have you done with my girlfriend?

Chuck

Charlie: This is the mother lode. The biggest secrets of the Upper East Side. Even one of these would not only launch the web site but blow Diana's mind.
Nate: And my ethics. These are my friends. Now that I've actually done this, I don't know what I was thinking.

These might be my friends but they're your family. And you're acting like you barely know them.

Nate

Serena: I followed Jane all the way done to her town car apologizing, and even then I don't think it was enough. Thank you for waiting.
Dan: I didn't want to. You scared away everyone, and now no one wants the book.
Serena: Dan—
Dan: Your apology this morning was just strategic, wasn't it?
Serena: Yeah. Pretty much.

Nate: Dad, you'll get another job.
Howard: Yeah. Washing toilets. You know what? I think I'd rather live in a halfway house than live with someone that only halfway trusts me.

Charlie: And thanks again for helping me do nothing.
Nate: Well it was fun breaking into the safe.

Chuck: Sorry. I wouldn't be like this if it wasn't my father's legacy. The stakes are too high to take a chance on trust. Hey. It's just business.
Reyna: From now on, I don't even know if we have that to discuss.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.