My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model

Blair

Super-successful parents expect nothing less from their offspring. And when it comes to college, that means the Ivies. It's more than just getting into college, it's setting a course for the rest of your life. And those who aren't legacies are no exception. When parents have sacrificed for their children, what kid would want to let them down?

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut

Blair

Some might call this a fustercluck. But on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon.

Serena, stop trying to pretend you're a good girl. So you slept with your best friend's boyfriend. I kind of admire you for it.

Chuck

Blair: It wasn't a quickie. Sex is actually a big deal to some of us.
Serena: I can see that. Chuck's bed? Very romantic. Classy, too.

What are you doing right now? How about me?

Blair

I'm honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.

Chuck

Looks like Blair and Chuck came with quite the appetite... for destruction, that is.

If you wanna be part of this world, Jenny, people will talk. Eventually. You gotta decide if all this is worth it.

Blair

Chuck: This isn't over.
Dan: Any time. That one black eye looks a little lonely.

Look, man, I live in Brooklyn. Not the Ozarks. No offense to the Ozarks.

Dan

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.