Gossip Girl Quotes
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena, making a heroic exit from B's party. Too bad for her, there's school on Monday.
Blair: She better not show her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.
Dan: Think I got a shot at a second date?
Serena: I don't think you could top this one.
Dan: Well, I did punch someone.
Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?
Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out.
Chuck: I love freshmen. They're so...
Isabel: Fresh?
Dad, you could just tell me I look nice, instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time.
Jenny
Lily: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?
Rufus: Cause we're awesome.
Dan: You'll really go out with some guy you don't know?
Serena: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.
When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.
Dan
Let's catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other.
Chuck
Chuck: I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if you order a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty.
Jenny: Come on, Dan, Serena said hi to you at a ninth grade birthday party and you've never forgotten it.
Dan: How could I? She was the only person who spoke to me.