Gossip Girl Quotes
Lily: Don't try to be cute. Those days are long behind you.
Rufus: And here I was, thinking I get better looking every day.
You know, I always knew you were a whore. But I never knew you were a liar.
Blair
Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Blair: It was. Before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.
Dan: I hope you had a pleasant 21 hours since I last saw you.
Lily van der Woodsen: Yes, it has been very pleasant. Until now.
Chuck: Better a broken nose than a broken heart.
Nate: I didn't even talk to Serena last night.
Chuck: Who said anything about Serena?
Chuck: if I knew his name, I'd kill him.
Nate: Because you kill people now? What, you gonna hunt him down with your scarf?
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.
I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It would be so wrong to show up without my boyfriend, who I love. And who loves me.
Blair
The last thing I need is another guy. But he was just so .... smart. And funny.
Serena
Jenny: The real question is, so how are you?
Dan: Me? Why wouldn't I be okay?
Jenny: You know, at end of the night with Serena and the...
(Jenny gives Dan a awkward wave)
Dan: Was it really that bad
Jenny: I mean, how could I have actually thought Chuck Bass just wanted to talk to me?
Dan: Becuase you trust people. Which is normally a good thing.
Jenny: Yeah, except when it involves Chuck.
Dan: Yeah pretty much
And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl
(first line) Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here, and I have the biggest news ever!
