Blair: If it's real, we'll figure it out, all of us. But if it's not, then please, Chuck, just let me go.
Chuck: It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.

Every time I try to move on, you're right there.

Blair

Just because he took all the money doesn't mean our feelings weren't real.

Serena

Blair: [after Gabriel-Poppy fight] Oops.
Chuck: Hmm.

Chuck Bass! Have you been saved too?

Georgina

If you needed to mark your territory so badly, Nathaniel, maybe you should just pee on her.

Chuck

Oh Nate, what are you doing here? I thought there was a Mets game. I saw Dorota wearing her hat.

Blair

[to Serena, about Gabriel] He told Chuck he met you at Butter, but I know for a fact that Butter was closed that night because I used their bartender for the Nelly Yuki SAT sabotage party!

Blair

I can't believe I have to see my sworn enemy with Nancy Pelosi hair.

Blair

[to Serena] He fell in love with you while you were roofied. How romantic!

Blair

We caught this redneck red-handed!

Blair

Rats go underground. Not Waldorfs.

Blair

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes

Serena: Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her.
Chuck: Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?
Serena: Nate didn't say anything ...
Chuck: Good. I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice from someone in a FAKE relationship. Call me crazy. (pause) Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.
Serena: Good luck on your suicide mission!

Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... more than sometimes.
Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.