Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes
[to Gabriel] Without you, how else will all of the African teenagers send in updates to Gossip Girl?
Serena
I've done the two-girlfriend thing; I can't do it again.
Serena
[still playing 'I Never'] I never slept with Chuck Bass twice. [drinks faster]
Vanessa
[playing 'I Never'] I never slept with Chuck Bass. [drinks]
Vanessa
Nate: Do you remember when you used to make us watch your favorite movies over and over again? Like Tiffany's, Holiday. You used to drive me nuts. I finaly asked you why you like watch movies you've already seen? Remember what you said?
Blair: I like knowing how things are gonna turn out.
Nate: Exactly.
When did everything get so screwed up.
Blair
Maybe I should head up to the roof to make it a little more dramatic.
Blair
Baruch Atah ay Dios mio! This Passover is going to get its own Spanish Inquisition!
Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she's a giraffe.
Blair
My mom and Cyrus are hosting Passover at my house. I thought first-borns were supposed to be spared.
Blair
[to Chuck] The only human contact that you don't pay for is the people in this house.
Jenny
It was right out of the Old Serena playbook. You could have thrown in a few boys from the lacrosse team and it would have been the Constance mother-daughter luncheon all over again.
Lily
