Serena, we were together for a year and we didn't make it to junior prom. You're with this guy a month and you get married, so yeah, it's a little bit insulting. [Pause] I have to get back to work. You're married to landed gentry, and I'm a cater waiter.


I'm one of the Chosen Ones. I was wandering the Bassian desert, and I've reached the Vanderbilt Promised Land.


[to Serena] Oh, sweetie. I could never think of you as a bad person. You got into Brown.


[to Blair] Waldorf women are not socialites!


I don't even know how to say half the words in this prayer book named after Joe Lieberman's wife.


[to Blair] When it comes to these things, it takes a while to start to matter.


Chuck: I came up with several excellent ideas. You just shot them down.
Vanessa: Yeah, because most of them involved leaking the Chuck-Vanessa sex tape on the Internet.
Chuck: We don't have to leak the tape if you don't want to.

[to Nate, about Chuck] We're not a couple, it's just physical.


Cuidado España, here comes el problema.

Eric: [to Serena] There are strangers having sex in your bed.
Serena: Oh God.

All I did was carry the chili and stop a few teenagers from having unprotected sex.


A girl like you should be on the arm of a designer at the Costume Institute ball one night and yachting around the Maldives next.


Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.


Is this the moment you fall in love with me? Oh, it is, isn't it? You're totally falling in love with me right now.

Young Lily