Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes
Serena, we were together for a year and we didn't make it to junior prom. You're with this guy a month and you get married, so yeah, it's a little bit insulting. [Pause] I have to get back to work. You're married to landed gentry, and I'm a cater waiter.
Dan
I'm one of the Chosen Ones. I was wandering the Bassian desert, and I've reached the Vanderbilt Promised Land.
Blair
[to Serena] Oh, sweetie. I could never think of you as a bad person. You got into Brown.
Lily
[to Blair] Waldorf women are not socialites!
Eleanor
I don't even know how to say half the words in this prayer book named after Joe Lieberman's wife.
Eleanor
[to Blair] When it comes to these things, it takes a while to start to matter.
Maureen
Chuck: I came up with several excellent ideas. You just shot them down.
Vanessa: Yeah, because most of them involved leaking the Chuck-Vanessa sex tape on the Internet.
Chuck: We don't have to leak the tape if you don't want to.
[to Nate, about Chuck] We're not a couple, it's just physical.
Vanessa
Cuidado España, here comes el problema.
Eric: [to Serena] There are strangers having sex in your bed.
Serena: Oh God.
All I did was carry the chili and stop a few teenagers from having unprotected sex.
Dan
A girl like you should be on the arm of a designer at the Costume Institute ball one night and yachting around the Maldives next.
Poppy
