Favorite Happy Endings Quotes
Jane: Wait, the not looking me in the eyes, the nervous tick in your boob.
Brad: That thing's jumpin like Kris Kross.
Oh my Kaiser Soze!
Jane
Max: Well BBF why don't you tell me what you used to do on our Saturdays?
Brad: Well, GFF...Gay Fat Friend, I'd start out with lunch then I'd do a little clothes shopping, work out with my trainer and then end my day with a little steam. The perfect Sabado.
Jane: So Max is a Bar Mitzvah MC now...
Penny: I think they prefer to be called Bart Mitzvah hype guys.
Max leads a league in having jobs you didn't know were jobs.
Brad
You know I always thought I'd marry a Jewish guy, until I met this chocolate anaconda.
Jane
I don't get it. What is it about me? I am like Jewish boy crack.
Penny
Look at that man move. This is some good material for the buzz-bank.
Jane
Dave: All that's in here his travel Guess Who and a terrifying amount of condoms.
Alex: They're for your penis.
You saw him cramp up during the Horah and he was nowhere to be found when "Shout" came on. No one could get even the slightest bit louder and at no point could anyone get even at all softer.
Penny
You think a Bar Mitzvah gets hyped in this town without me knowing about it?
Max [to Brad]
Old Dave and Alex never made any effort to be romantic at all. You and I just tried so hard we shut down O'Hare for two hours.
Dave
