Favorite Happy Endings Quotes
I was an investment banker Max. That's like one step below tonight show bandleader.
Brad
I need some hand sani for my face.
Brad
We were still reeling from the events surrounding the film Vanilla Sky.
Penny
Max: If that season had aired, I would've been the first openly gay person on television.
Jane: Except for Ellen, Rosie, all the career high guys.
Penny: Oh and Norman Korpi from the Real World season one.
Max: Deep cut.
Alex: This is an ergonomic work hammock. See how easy? No carpal tunnel for this productive gal.
Penny: That's a sex swing...
We are just like two rabbits...doing it all the time...there's so much sex...and it's all hetero.
Max
Kerkovich? More like Kerkobitch.
Brad
Henceforth, I will now be known as "has or deals with clams."
Dave
Busta bust, why don't you throw your hands where my eyes can see, which would be in my sink doing my dishes.
Max [to Brad]
Aww boo, you're not laughing, what's wrong? You consti?
Brad [to Jane]
Alright enough with the showboating you tiny hooligan, it's bad enough we're getting beat by someone who's only slightly larger than the actual foosball players.
Max [to Alex]
A fist bump is a sacred contract between the fists of men.
Max
