I'll see you on the golf course, fat man. Bring plenty of money.

Metta [to Grover]

Jerry: You ever wish you were a superhero?
Grover: Walter Payton.
Jerry: He wasn't a superhero.
Grover: I saw him play. Superhuman.

Danny: It's beyond crazy.
McGarrett: Is that your official position on this?

What is the matter with you? You need help! I will pay for it!

Danny

You know what we call below zero in Chicago? April.

Grover

The lying, cheating husband and the scheming, cheating wife. How could this relationship not work out?

Harry

Goodbye, buddy. Good work today.

Noelani [to Eddie]

Noelani: That doesn't make it hurt any less.
McGarrett: No, it doesn't. It doesn't.

I don't know what those [emojis] mean. Can you help me, millennials?

Danny [to Tani and Junior]

Grover: You're talking about car salesmen here.
McGarrett: So what?
Grover: They are masters of psychological warfare, coupled with the fact that they are all born liars. Have you ever bought a car before?

It's fine. I'll have an underseasoned burger.

Danny

I finally accepted that that chapter of my life is over, and I'm ready for what's next.

Adam [to Tamiko]

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.