Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSPopular Hawaii Five-0 Quotes
Whatever you do, don't open a restaurant. One bad Yelp review and you can kiss your pension goodbye.
Tanaka [to Danny]
Friends, family, anyone you care about, get them off that island.
Salaam [to McGarrett]
I'm not taking fashion advice from a man wearing clothing with his face on it.
Hirsch [to Kamekona]
Stop! Hammer time!
Grover
Not everyone is like Kono, able to look past our bad-boy exteriors.
Hirsch [to Adam]
It's not the building. It's what it's under.
Grover [to McGarrett]
Gunmen are dead, which is a shame. I was looking forward to a little one-on-one debriefing time. Ah, well, you can't always get what you want.
Grover [to McGarrett]
Hirsch: Am I supposed to hug you?
Kamekona: Don't even think about it, or the next crime scene you clean up will be your own.
McGarrett [to Charlie]: Why's your dad such a poopyhead?
Danny: That's why he gets timeouts.
You're crazy. You're a crazy person, you know that?
McGarrett [to Danny]
McGarrett: Looks like they left in a hurry.
Grover: But how did they know we were coming?
Abby: Your car or mine?
Chin: Maybe mine.