Whatever you do, don't open a restaurant. One bad Yelp review and you can kiss your pension goodbye.

Tanaka [to Danny]

Friends, family, anyone you care about, get them off that island.

Salaam [to McGarrett]

I'm not taking fashion advice from a man wearing clothing with his face on it.

Hirsch [to Kamekona]

Stop! Hammer time!

Grover

Not everyone is like Kono, able to look past our bad-boy exteriors.

Hirsch [to Adam]

It's not the building. It's what it's under.

Grover [to McGarrett]

Gunmen are dead, which is a shame. I was looking forward to a little one-on-one debriefing time. Ah, well, you can't always get what you want.

Grover [to McGarrett]

Hirsch: Am I supposed to hug you?
Kamekona: Don't even think about it, or the next crime scene you clean up will be your own.

McGarrett [to Charlie]: Why's your dad such a poopyhead?
Danny: That's why he gets timeouts.

You're crazy. You're a crazy person, you know that?

McGarrett [to Danny]

McGarrett: Looks like they left in a hurry.
Grover: But how did they know we were coming?

Abby: Your car or mine?
Chin: Maybe mine.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.