Hawaii Five-0
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The lying, cheating husband and the scheming, cheating wife. How could this relationship not work out?
Harry
So hand-to-hand combat, parkour, jumping out of airplanes, that's out, right?
Danny [to McGarrett's doctor]
When you over-pack, you kill the vibe of the vacay from the very beginning.
Grover [to WIll]
All right, teachers' pets. No one likes a teacher's pet.
Danny [to Kono and Chin]
Yakuza thug: You're trespassing.
McGarrett: This is private land. So we're both trespassing.
Danny: You're a Navy Seal, You know how to pick a lock.
McGarrett: They taught me how to set a C-4 charge. Not how to be Houdini.
Don't go crazy on the room service. This ain't 'Home Alone,' and you ain't Macauley Culkin.
Grover [to Will]
McGarrett: You came after us, and you came after our families. So you get to die in prison.
Shioma: Maybe, maybe not.
You saved our lives, Jerry. It's been a long time coming, but you deserve it.
McGarrett [to Jerry]
I'm really proud of you, Dad. I mean that.
Will [to Grover]
Adam: At the end of the day, I get to come home to my beautiful smoke-show of a wife.
Kono: Your what?
Adam: That's what the guys are calling you.
Let me see that. [Looks at the bullet from McGarrett's vest.] All right, Superman.
Grover