Hawaii Five-0
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Some things require a little more thought.
McGarrett
Not of you has the right to complain. You're not a woman sharing a bathroom with three dudes.
Tani
I had to pay for the booze, and the Williams are a family of drinkers.
Future Grover [to Future Danny]
Bomb squad officer: It's a motion-sensitive bomb.
Tani: Cool, cool, cool. So I probably shouldn't have slammed a chair against the glass.
Bomb squad officer: No, that wasn't a good idea.
Tani: Sorry, it's my first bomb.
Are you related to McGarrett or something? This sounds like something he would come up with.
Grover [to bomb squad officer]
Danny's a fighter. He's going to be all right.
Adam [to Eric]
Old Danny: I would have changed my partner.
Old McGarrett: I love you too, buddy. Hey, do me a favor. Blow it out your ass.
You have to test them [the cookies] out. Quality control.
Adam [to Charlie]
Charlie: Is the crazy guy Uncle Steve?
Danny: What gave it away, the crazy guy part or the policeman part?
Grover: What are you going to do, write a letter to Santa Claus and threaten to put them on the naughty list?
McGarrett: Very funny.
All of us have taken fire behind enemy lines. So do you really think we can't handle a couple of Santas?
Josie
Kekoa: Never been in uniform?
Jerry: Unless you count high school band, no.
