Jessie: If I do this thing, am I going to end up dead?
Adam: I won't let that happen. I'll protect you.
Jessie: Well, Noshimuri. You've got yourself a CI.

I thought you guys wanted to make some money.

Vito [to Danny and McGarrett]

Adam: You're going to have to trust me.
Jessie: Easy for you to say. If this thing goes sideways, it's not your ass on the line.

Hediki: It took ...
Jessie: You can say balls.
Hediki: It took courage to return this to me.

Mr. Hideki. What are the odds?

Jessie [to Hideki]

Kamekona; You should have ashamed, taking advantage of an old man.
Vito: Hey! Go easy on the old man stuff.
Kamekona: Sorry.

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Thug: Is that a wire?
Mechanic: Yup, you've got cops listening to you.

Tani: Hey, Junes. How do you manage not to get bitten?
Junior: I don't know. Maybe you're a lot taster than me.
Tani: That goes without saying.

Vito: [The statue] is a conversation piece.
Kamekona: It's going to start conversation all right.

McGarrett: Are you picking up on the chemistry that's going on?
Danny: It's like they're married.

Grover: {Samantha's] already blown through her monthly allowance.
Tani: Good beer ain't cheap.

Tani: Would you ask them to spring for a new cocktail dress for me? I have nothing in my closet that screams 'soccer mom.'
Grover: Hell, no.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.