Now you're pissing me off.

VIto [to Danny]

Who would have thought that the two of you opening a restaurant together would cause all this friction?

Grover [to McGarrett and Danny]

OK. we've got the vic and the murder weapon. Now all we need to do is to figure out who pulled the trigger.

McGarrett

Danny: What the hell happened here?
Kamekona: You want the long or the short version?

You see, that kind of information there is the kind of information that makes me smile.

Grover

Danny: You like a smart guy now?
Junior: No.

Library visitor: Hey, this is a library!
Tani: And this is a badge. You want to see the gun?
Odell: McGarrett must have recruited you personally.

Manning: They poisoned our families.
McGarrett: I know they did, and they're going to pay for it.

Once you get the urge to pick up a pair of clippers, don't. Call me instead.

Odell [to McGarrett]

Tani: You just had to open your mouth.
Junior: You just had to be in the room.

Junior: I agree. But this being such honorable work, why am I the only recruit having to do it?
McGarrett: Good point.

Please keep mansplaining that to me, because that makes no logical sense.

Tani [to Junior]

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.