Hawaii Five-0
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You know there might be a few other things I can teach ya, but I think you have the whole ass kicking thing down.
Chin
Do I wanna steer? No. I don't wanna steer. I want to continue to push this hunk of metal up a hill in ninety degree weather! That's what I wanna do!
Danno
I don't have a sentimental side, okay, and if I did it would be reserved for human beings. Not some junky machine.
Danno
Danno: I am stretching because my back hurts. You know why my back hurts?
McGarrett: No. Why does your back hurt?
Danno: Because I spent the morning pushing a car down the highway.
McGarrett: Oh, where I come from that's called good exercise.
Danno: Oh really? Where's that, Krypton? Where I come from it's called a workers comp settlement.
Danno: When did you start jogging?
Kamekona: I'm training bra'.
Danno: Did he just say he's in a training bra?
McGarrett: I'll be back.
Danno: I'll be back? That's all you could come up with is, I'll be back? Trust me he's done better.
So, you pirates have a piratey code of silence?
Danno
Steve: Ok, uh, what about this ransom?
Danny: Twenty million dollars. Yeah, each of the parents received a call on their cell phone, same exact call. And unlike having lunch with you, they don’t care how the check is split, they just want the money
McGarrett: Okay, I know what nothing means, so...
Danno: Nothing means, nothing, Stephen. I'm fine.
McGarrett: Don't go anywhere I'm gonna be there soon.
Danno: You ready to see your Uncle Mattie, or what? He's what?
Grace: The coolest ever.
Danno: You know a less secure father might take that personally. I always considered myself the coolest ever.
Matt: What's with the third degree, Magnum? Are you looking to poach my client?
Danno: Yeah, I'm trying to poach your client. I'm checking in on my little brother's career; that alright?
McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.
