Well, dad's a cop, and you're like a freaky ninja. The least I could do was pick up a phone.

Mary McGarrett

I have a number of a therapist I wanna give you. Walk up steps like a human.

Danno

I have never known a Navy man that couldn't find a lady a beer.

Governor Jameson

If what you say is true, and you are going after a person as powerful and well connected as Hiro Noshimuri, you better be certain you have rock solid evidence and proceed with extreme caution. Because if you don't I don't think I'm gonna be able to protect you.

Governor Jameson

Chin: You did pass the H.P.D. Test for pursuit driving, right?
Kono: What test?

Kono: You ever wish you chose another line of work?
Chin: Everyday... Never.

Danno: You bought it online?
McGarrett: Yeah, I bought- Why?
Danno: What are you a schmu- What'sa matter with you? Don't order anything off the internet.
McGarrett: Danny, it's the twenty-first century.
Danno: Tell that to the guy with no master cylinder.

Chin: Listen, I hope you know that everything I did was to protect you.
Malia: I didn't want your protection, Chin. I wanted- When it was over between us everyone thought I was the one who left you. That really hurt.

McGarrett: What about our John Doe?
Danno: You mean Jack?
McGarrett: You got an I.D.?
Danno: No...His head was in a box. Jack...
Chin: That just ain't right, bro.
Danno: Too soon?

Chin: Hey, you're not psychic. You can't read people's minds.
Kono: I should have know he was lying.
Chin: That comes with time and experience, Kono. We all make mistakes. You gotta learn to live with that 'cos that's part of the job.

Kono: Ooo...That guy's pretty hot.
McGarrett: The dark one, right?
Kono: Nah, the blonde.
Danno & McGarrett: That's me.

McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.