Babineaux: Nothing heroic about not getting shot.
Ravi: Did you soil yourself?
Babineaux: No.
Ravi: Then it's heroic in my book.

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• Added: November 10, 2015

Ravi: It won't always be this nauseating, right?
Major: Suffer, bitch.

• Permalink: Suffer, bitch.
• Added: November 10, 2015

I want more. I want us to be together again.

Major

• Permalink: I want more. I want us to be together again.
• Added: November 03, 2015

Well, that's my cardio for the day.

Blaine

• Permalink: Well, that's my cardio for the day.
• Added: November 03, 2015

Bright side? You did discover the anti-zombie cure.

Blaine

• Permalink: Bright side? You did discover the anti-zombie cure.
• Added: November 03, 2015

So far it sounds like all of our problems could be solved with condoms and rock salt.

Major

• Permalink: So far it sounds like all of our problems could be solved with condoms and rock salt.
• Added: November 03, 2015

Liv: Do you have any open sores in your mouth?
Major: Sexy.

• Permalink: Sexy.
• Added: November 03, 2015

I doubt that I will ever stop loving you, but it's over now. I gotta let you go. Completely. Forever.

Liv

• Permalink: I doubt that I will ever stop loving you, but it's over now. I gotta let you go. Completely....
• Added: October 27, 2015

I'm sweating like a ten dollar whore on nickle-night.

Liv

• Permalink: I'm sweating like a ten dollar whore on nickle-night.
• Added: October 27, 2015

I don't think there's an emoji that rightfully expresses my feelings about losing $50k a month.

Blaine

• Permalink: I don't think there's an emoji that rightfully expresses my feelings about losing $50k a month.
• Added: October 27, 2015

Love and murder. Country song staples.

Ravi

• Permalink: Love and murder. Country song staples.
• Added: October 27, 2015

Hey, dog. That's the smell of sex and self-loathing.

Major

• Permalink: Hey, dog. That's the smell of sex and self-loathing.
• Added: October 27, 2015