Favorite Jersey Shore Quotes
Just like when you're little and you want to believe Santa Claus is alive. Santa Claus is fucking dead.
Situation
[on sleeping with Sammi] Yeah, we smooshed.
Ronnie
I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something ... so I was gonna feed them worms.
Snooki
I'm saving myself for cowboy.
Snooki
How do you go in a f*%king jacuzzi with a thong and a bra? Wear a thong bikini ... that's a little bit more classier if you're gonna wear anything at all, ya know what I mean?
Angelina
I was thinkin' heavy fire and I didn't wear my bulletproof vest and I just don't know if I'm gonna make it.
Mike
I don't like tests, that's why I didn't go to college... don't test me, 'cause I will fail a majority of the time.
Ronnie
Ronnie doesn't want to give up his cookie, and that's Sam. You need to give up your cookie, son, so you can go find another one. I'm eatin' chocolate chip cookies every night, dog.
The Situation
The Situation: So, we have two girls on the burner. We can get the original chicks, which are DTF, or we can get the blond ones.
Pauly D: Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday.
I got girls back here almost every night, there's not a time that I don't have girls coming back. Girls love The Situation.
Mike
She just doesn't want to feel like a trash bag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.
Pauly D
How the hell did I wake up and my hair still done?
Pauly D
