Cosmopolitan? I guess this really is girls' night.

I was forged in the bowels of Hell to torture the guilty for all eternity.

Maze

I worked my way through med school as a phone sex operator. 1-800 Professor Feel Good.

Dr. Martin

Can't we just drink?

Maze

Girls' night when done right is about female bonding.

Dr. Linda

Ella: Do you ever feel like God is telling you to do something?
Maze: No.

Maze: If you want to retrace the steps of two hot girls on a girls' night, you need to think like two hot girls on a girls' night.
Lucifer: With your lady parts.

Chloe: You know you seem to have a finger on the pulse.
Lucifer: Not the appendage I hoped to be pulsing right now.

Why don't we go up to the penthouse, and I can show you the original Stairway to Heaven.

Lucifer: Oh, my gosh. Can you smell that? Foul, incontinent creatures.
Chloe: That's not a cat smell. That's a dead smell.

Want a box of excrement in your house? Cat.

It doesn't make you any less of a man, Amenadiel. Not a bit.

Dr. Linda

Lucifer Quotes

Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we're tracking a serial killer.

Chloe

I hate it when people fight over me.

Trixie