Chloe: How did you get in here?
Maze: Let's just say Samantha at the front desk is no longer into men.

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• Added: October 17, 2016

Phones. They can be so distracting.

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• Added: October 17, 2016

I wish I got that on video. Oh! I can get that on video. Douche-cam!

• Permalink: I wish I got that on video. Oh! I can get that on video. Douche-cam!
• Added: October 17, 2016

It's funny how killers go deaf at the moment of reckoning, isn't it?

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• Added: October 17, 2016

Oh, no no no no. White man's overbite. That is definitely where I draw the line.

• Permalink: Oh, no no no no. White man's overbite. That is definitely where I draw the line.
• Added: October 17, 2016

Only dullards drink alone.

Amenadiel

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• Added: October 17, 2016

Who doesn't love a sex party? Then again if you're me every party is a sex party of sorts.

• Permalink: Who doesn't love a sex party? Then again if you're me every party is a sex party of sorts.
• Added: October 17, 2016

Clearly this woman has some serious trust issues. Or, maybe she's just a raging bitch.

Dr. Martin

• Permalink: Clearly this woman has some serious trust issues. Or, maybe she's just a raging bitch.
• Added: October 17, 2016

Hey, no one calls my skank a skank.

Maze

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• Added: October 17, 2016

Well, you're a lot more tolerable when your drunk, Decker.

Maze

• Permalink: Well, you're a lot more tolerable when your drunk, Decker.
• Added: October 17, 2016

Lucifer: No more girly drinks, alright?
Amenadiel: Cosmos are yummy.

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• Added: October 17, 2016

Never fear. Fun brother's here.

• Permalink: Never fear. Fun brother's here.
• Added: October 17, 2016