Michael: No more lies, huh? Well, how about a truth, then? You are a gift from God, Chloe Decker.
Chloe: What does that mean?
Michael: It means that you were never supposed to exist. Father made you for Lucifer.

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• Added: August 15, 2020

Amenadiel: You’re terrified that Lucifer is better than you. That he’ll always be better than you.
Michael: Please. Our brother? The Devil? The-the-the guy that was cast out of Heaven for all eternity?
Amenadiel: Exactly, Michael, because despite even that, you know deep down… he’ll always end up winning.

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• Added: August 15, 2020

Lucifer: So, you’re telling me that my dickhead twin showed up on Earth, assumed my identity, and then wreaked all sorts of havoc on my life?
Amenadiel: That about covers it, yes.

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• Added: August 16, 2020

Burnt coffee and body odor never smelled so good.

• Permalink: Burnt coffee and body odor.
• Added: August 16, 2020

Chloe: Lucifer, I am not a gift from God made just for you, right?
Lucifer: Yes.

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• Added: August 16, 2020

Dan: I made something for you. It’s just like mine. Huh?
Lucifer: Why on Earth would I want that?

• Permalink: Why would I want that?
• Added: August 16, 2020

Lucifer: But Detective, you’re the only reason I’m here.
Chloe: Apparently, you’re the only reason I’m here.

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• Added: August 16, 2020

Linda: So, you left Amenadiel in hell?
Lucifer: Really, doctor? An evil twin, the detective finding out she’s a gift from God, and that’s the part you’re stuck on.
Linda: Amenadiel. The father of my child.

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• Added: August 16, 2020

Lucifer, when you come back unexpectedly and casually drop celestial bombs on the people in your life, you have to expect some shock, some anger, some frustration.

Linda

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• Added: August 16, 2020

Lucifer: What, so if I give people the opportunity, they’ll tell me what to do?
Linda: Exactly. Like, bring back my baby’s daddy from Hell.

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• Added: August 16, 2020

Lucifer: Would you rather that I was Michael?
Maze: Either. He left me in the closet, but you…. You went to Hell without me. You left me!

• Permalink: You went to hell without me.
• Added: August 16, 2020

Chloe: Maze, just because you happen to have slept with that one murder victim a few weeks ago doesn’t mean that you slept with them all.
Maze: How am I supposed to keep up?
Chloe: With the murder victims or the people you’ve slept with?
Maze: Either.
Ella: Wow. Maze is really settling into her role as your new Lucifer.

• Permalink: Maze as new Lucifer
• Added: August 10, 2020