Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Season 5 Quotes
Chloe: Um, what are you doing with this idiot?
Dancer: Well, he was going to come with or without me, and at least if I’m here, I can keep him safe.
I know you’re trying to push me away. I brought curiosity to that, and I realize you’re just in a projective state, ‘cause you’re feeling vulnerable right now, and that’s pretty damn scary.
Dan
This cosmic impotence, the knowledge that you’re the plaything of a cruel, uncaring God, the suffocating feeling that everything you’ve ever accomplished is meaningless… You’re the perfect person to ask about these things, Daniel.
Linda: Maze, you know I’m not going anywhere, right?
Maze: Maybe not on purpose, but you’re gonna drop dead in what? Five years?
Linda: How old do you think I am?
Dan: I’m trying to say this from a constructive place. I can feel your negative vibrations from across the room, man.
Lucifer: Well, then you should probably move even further away.
Is it bullshit? I don’t know.... I don’t care. ‘Cause losing Charlotte made me realize we have so little control over our lives. I was so pissed about it for so long, but this… it keeps my mind positive, and it helps me.
Dan
Michael: Maybe it wasn’t just the rebellion that was my suggestion. What else? What about your little sexcapade in the garden, or… oh, your vacation here to Earth.
Lucifer: That’s impossible.
Lucifer: Why?
Michael: Because all our lives, you thought that you were better than me. The great Lucifer Morningstar, but you’re not, are you? You’re just Samael.
Lucifer: I get it, Detective. You’re struggling with feeling like you can’t cope. Well, welcome to the bloody club!
Chloe: You have no right to yell at me. Our situations are nothing alike. You are an angel. You deal with celestial craziness all the time. I am just a person, Lucifer.
Trixie: Grown-up problems. Not interested. Also, who cares where my mom is?
Lucifer: Well, me for one.
Trixie: It’s game night, and Trixie’s in the house.
The Devil, solving crime. It’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
Chloe: Maze, just because you happen to have slept with that one murder victim a few weeks ago doesn’t mean that you slept with them all.
Maze: How am I supposed to keep up?
Chloe: With the murder victims or the people you’ve slept with?
Maze: Either.
Ella: Wow. Maze is really settling into her role as your new Lucifer.
