Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
Mitchell: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Cam: Well you did and do you know what the sad thing is? We could be laughing at someone's calf implants right now.
Do you see anything suspicious? Like smoke, or paraphernalia, or nachos?
Claire
Should you be more worried that Haley has a nurse's uniform in her closet?
Alex
I have a mandate and not the kind you hide from your wife.
Gil
Her head sounds like pop rocks.
Cam
Haley: Oh my God I'm missing a text.
Alex: It just got real didn't it?
A happy kid is like an anti-depressant. But a natural one, not the kind your husband has to find in your jewelry drawer.
Phil
What happened to him? He didn't used to be that self-conscious before high school. He used to go around in his poncho, play the band flute. I miss my old Manny.
Gloria
I've been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company.
Haley
Now there are pushy obnoxious moms, who try and get involved, nudge them towards one another...we mean well.
Claire
You know what I say, I might be coach but I like to travel first class!
Cam
Trust me, when I get done talking to her not only will she have confessed to the crime, I might even sell her a closet.
Jay
