Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
They say the greats never let anything affect their performance. Well maybe the greats never had a daughter who checked out during the third of five planned real time wardrobe changes. But I'm not gonna lie, it knocked me off my game.
Phil
I had a choice to make. Be the better dancer or the bigger man. So I stepped off the dance floor and made the obvious call. You wanna win over a crowd? Invite a lonely mom to dance. She never saw it coming and neither did he.
Cam
I used to make stuff for Claire all the time. I think my artistry was what locked her down.
Phil
Mitchell: You know I'm surprised this particular foursome doesn't hang out more, considering...
Alex: We're the cultured ones in this family?
Gloria: This is fun for me. You're my stepdaughter.
Claire: I'm older than you.
He says the only tool you need is a sense of humor.
Luke [about Phil]
Cam: Do you feel what's happening here?
Mitchell: I feel pinching!
Cam: I'm the weak link in the super-group.
I love film-making and I love love. I guess you could say I enjoy making love on film and I love doing it by myself.
Phil
I am my father's daughter, and sorta his son.
Claire
Excuse me, how much is that doggie in the window?
Gloria
Hey luxury bathroom, it's me lowly closet. Watch your back.
Jay
Oh my gosh, an actual gay agenda.
Cam
