Favorite Modern Family Quotes
Jay: You know I raised two fully functional children.
Gloria: You have two kids that I don't know about?
Claire: You can't just roll over on someone because it makes you uncomfortable!
Phil: Whatever you want.
Nobody's gonna see my bod in this bulky bull costumeCam
Hey Cam, I heard a rumor that you keep flashing our guests.Mitchell
It's getting a little warm in here. Do you mind if we crack a window? Unless I've already done that with my head...Mitchell [while blindfolded in the backseat of a speeding car]
We agreed to tell Lily the about her mother together wearing calming earth tones and we agreed to tell her the truth!Cameron
Mitchell: Wow remember when you dropped me off at summer camp? You barely slowed down the car.
Jay: You never had a condition that made it difficult to breathe.
Mitchell: I was a closeted gay kid at sports camp. I spent the week in mid-faint.
Wait so you're telling me this call isn't coming from inside the house?Phil
It is really nice to be liked for who you really are pretending to be.Mitchell
Looks like someone has an issue with anger franagment!Mitchell
Jay: You're wearing a $10K watch and you haggling over 15 cents?
Guy: You live in this place and you can't let that 15 cents go?
Jay: Fine 35.
Guy: Can you break a 50?
Jay: Get out.
Alex: Focus people, what does Uncle Mitchell like?
Haley: I don't know, gay things, right? What's a gay think you can think of?
Luke: Ha. He's married to it.