Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
Alex: Am I just going to nitpick everyone until they leave me?
Haley: Hey mom found somebody!
I thought it was a charity event for the need, it turns out it was a charity event FOR the needy!
Cam
He keeps resisting but it's in his blood. I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys. A kickline actually.
Phil
Driving with Alex is torture. She drives so slowly, I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.
Claire
Phil: Remember the great Kevin Bacon on footloose?
Luke: More like Foot-loser.
For someone whose favorite words at the movies are "what did he say?" you overhear pretty good.
Gloria [to Jay]
Luke: It's called growing up and having your own interests. Like the minister's daughter in your precious Footloose.
Phil: Wow, using my own movie against me. Let's hear it for the boy.
Cam: Poker face, poker face.
Mitchell: Ok, now work on your poker voice.
I'm not having a wedding slash Hunger Games themed sweet sixteen part- oh you're tapping your fingers. You really do have a plan.
Mitchell
I'm fine, he's only one. I watched him pee into his own face and smile.
Jay
My other daddy says your yard looks like a litter box.
Lily
Jay: Why do you look like that when I look like this?
Manny: My friends say it’s because of your money.
