Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
It's a good time to tell you I dropped Luke on his head when he was one.
Jay
Gloria: I don't eat anything unless I know what's in it.
Jay: I've once seen this woman scarf down a pig's nose.
Claire: I'm sorry but you know how i am about heights.
Gloria: Is that why you never wear high heels?
Manny: Bondi Beach is topless.
Luke: Thank you Trip Advisor.
Calm down, you're gonna spook the boob.
Luke [to Manny]
This country's number one export is hot surfers. I'm not gonna buy the first one I see, I'm still browsing.
Haley
Haley: Lily what did I just say?
Lily: I don't know, something about shoes probably.
Jay I miss you. Besides I don't know that I can keep Phil safe anymore, I think he's going to die here.
Gloria
Mitchell: What's happening?
Cam: I don't know Google him.
Mitchell: I didn't spring for an international data plan.
Mitchell: I'm so nervous. Are we gonna say Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit? What do we say to Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit?
Cam: Oh my God, it's so big.
Mitchell: That's a bit direct but you know he might be flattered- oh you're talking about the boat.
Are you saying what I think you're saying? I'm Crocodile Dunphy?!
Phil
Mitchell: Why don't we put Lily in one of Alex's shirts for the picture tonight?
Cam: She'll see right through that.
Mitchell: No you're thinking of Haley's shirts.
