Deeks: And there she is.
Kensi: Here I am.

How's your beach body?

Deeks

You got techno blaring, there's blood running throughout the entire house. It's like an episode of Dexter in here.

Deeks

Callen: Something tells me you know something we don't.
Deeks: Crazy, right?

I don't know what I saw last night. But it wasn't a bird that took down my jet.

to Callen}

Don't look at him, look at me.

Sam

Eric: Hey, hey wait. I'm gonna get my tights.
Nell: They're leggings. Oh and don't forget your ears.

In this land of fun and sun, we don't flush for number one.

Sam

Piece of cake.

Sam

A man with no friends doesn't have to worry about them turning into enemies.

Tuhon

Baked cookies my ass!

Deeks

Bulletproof Beale.

Sam